I Can’t Believe We Fell for This “Link-in-Bio” Shit

I can’t believe we fell for this “link-in-bio” shit.

You call the credit card company and are greeted by the dumb menu we all know and love… Stress to miss and get wrong → cause then we gotta hang up and call and start all over again.

And let me give you the real talk… I never clicked on a link tree the first time I entered. I would only try and return a second time (and I usually need a third) if that person is really really important to me. And I would usually try to avoid using this link tree / link-in-bio again.

Sell me! I am not a big fan of HTML tables. And those link-trees are a scavenger hunt that leads you to paywalls and registrations. Dude, I just wanted to get to know you better!

I did the whole link-in-bio thing till MySocialLinks cut me off the service out of the blue cause I hurt their feelings, so they broke our contract and left me with no Linktree links.

I decided to take matters into my own hands and build GoonTopia, which is the proper thing I think people want to see when they type in any link (in bio). And I’m not paying someone for an HTML table.